Ten of the Stupidest Valentine’s Presents

10- Mystery Novels

Well guys, if it’s a thriller/mystery novel reflecting in your girlfriends eyes this Valentine’s, you have a lot of explanation to do and of course don’t think too hard on the mysterious disappearance of your girlfriend. Even if your girlfriend is a novel addict, this is not what any lady expects from you on this ‘love’-ly occasion!

9- Pointless Jewelery

As a guy you may presume a girl to take fancy in jewelery but if that jewelery turns out to be screaming, ‘I AM SO POINTLESS’ then I assume you just needed to enter a couple party, so you let one chick on your hook for the day. Bad jewelery, especially the ones with extremely lame tag lines can get you one tight slap or a heartbroken tear from your girl. So look out!

8- A Boyfriend Pillow?

Well, this is rather stupid and plain desperate. Although some girls MIGHT find it adorable, (good Lord). This is just too much if you are just in the beginning of your relationship and even if you are an adult, this looks too desperate and the girl might end up thinking herself as one – hence her feelings might take a u-turn.

7- Gym Membership

I can only imagine the look on your girlfriends face when she looks at the membership card and I’m saying right now, THINK AGAIN before you do that because I won’t be there to say, ‘I told you so’. I came across a rather hilarious and well, true in all means, picture saying, ‘It’s not a woman’s dream to find the perfect man but to eat anything without getting fat’. So you can imagine that being assumed as a fat woman is a disgrace and a matter of great embarrassment to them. They will be sure to dump your ‘goodwill’ in a charity department.

6- The Sweet Heart Shirt

Have you ever seen couples wandering around on Valentine’s day in these joint shirts? I doubt it. The most cheesiest and uncomfortable gift you could gift to your Valentine and there are several possibilities of your day might ending up in a foul mood. This gift is extremely lame and does not signify love or true moments of your relationship (or rather, SHOULD NOT signify your relationship!)

5- Men Brassiere- Classic

If your man is not quiet man enough, this Valentine’s surprise him with men’s special brassiere and he will end up e-mailing your naked pictures to your dad. Yes I know the idea is not so tempting and maybe stupid if you consider the consequences.

4- 8-Bit Dynamite Life Shirt

If you are gifting this to your Valentine, then tell me, how does this EVER symbolizes love in its true form? This shirt, you wear one and give the other to your partner. Then whenever you both are “in range”, the pixilated hearts start glowing to full charge. This means your beloved is somewhere nearby and you can go over and give him/her a hug! Though, this, many people find adorable is rather strange and will not come in use forever and all you could do with it is just keep it.

3- Date With the Kids

Valentine’s day is yours and his day, though bringing your kids maybe sweet but will look very awkward if you end up fixing the kids all through the night rather than giving him/her time.

2- Anger Management Classes

Woah! Anger management classes will MOST probably end up in an another and the worst up till that time, anger outburst from your loved one. This action of yours will never be seen in good will regardless your ‘positive intentions’. This can be one of the worst ever Valentines gifts with an immediate break-up or perhaps if you get lucky she/he might realize her anger issues but Valentine’s is hardly the day for confrontations.

1- Control your Man/Woman Controlling Remote

Stupid? This is not even stupid, this is like a hate day present rather than a love day one! This one made number one on my list due to its complete irrelevance to the day which celebrates love. After giving this gift, you will only be left with your hand to play with. Yes.

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31 Ways To Make a Girl Smile

1. Tell her she is BEAUTIFUL

2. Hold her hand at any moment even if its just for a second.

3. HUG HER FROM BEHIND!!!!!

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. Wrestle with her

6. don’t go hang out with you ex when shes not with you, you might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7. If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up (she loves it)

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it

13. Make her laugh

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER(don’t be afraid to)

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep),
jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with
his cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends

21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)

22.Kiss her just for the hell of it

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too. =)

24. Remember her birthday and get her something,even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means ALL the world to her.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don’t care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don’t necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

27. Give her wat she wants

28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the
most.

29.DONT hug her friends or your friends that are
girls cause she’ll feel left out.

30.hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang wit your girl friend all the time

31.If u care about her…SHOW her!(totally)

11 Quotes on Love

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Michael Leunig

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Josh Billings

Love is friendship that has caught fire.

Anonymous

It’s no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.

Tom Stoppard

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.

Samuel Johnson

To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.

Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Love is the river of life in the world.

Henry Ward Beecher

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Sam Keen

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Peter Ustinov

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense..

Helen Rowland

Love needs no map, for it can find its way blindfolded.

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Five reasons why girls might not want to go out with you

These may not necessarily apply to you, but you need to be honest with yourself. In order to find the solution to your problem you will need to think really carefully about your approach to dating and consider whether or not you could be doing any of the following wrong.

1) Immaturity, if you play the fool, can’t take anything seriously play silly jokes and so on, how is a girl ever going to take you seriously, if you really want a girl to take you seriously, it’s time to grow up.

2) Self Confidence, girls like boys to be self confident, if you are not confident about yourself, how do you expect a girl to be confident with you?

3) Over confidence, there is such a thing as being over confident, girls like confidence but overdoing it makes it look like you are boasting.

4) Appearance, if you don’t take care of your appearance a girl won’t want to go out with you, if you cant take care of yourself how would you take care of her?

5) Egotism, a big ego means a big head, you may think that you are the greatest thing since sliced bread but you are the only one, if you spend all of your time thinking about yourself you wont have much time left to think about her.

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10 Ways to Keep the Love Fire Burning!

The FireProof movie was created by the same company that produced FlyWheel and Facing the Giants. I know that everyone has probably heard of it by now, but don’t just watch it as another movie…really pay attention this time. And pay attention to your spouse as they are watching it…I know that my husband and I were nodding our heads in agreement, or sheepishly laughing at some of the verbage in the scenes. We also fidgeted when the scenes of tension and disagreement were displayed. Why? Guess we’ve been there…it doesn’t matter how long you’ve been married, you must keep the romantic flame alive! That’s really hard to do if you find yourself not respecting or admiring each other very much.

I’ve listed below 10 ideas to help keep the flame burning in your relationship…have fun and be creative!

1. Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman..yes, okay, another book…but a must read for all couples! You can both take the test at his website.

2. Write your spouse a love letter! It’s not cheesy…it’s just for their eyes only. Tell them what you love and admire about them…they need to know and they need to know from you. I don’t care if you’ve been married for 30 minutes or 30 years, think about the qualities that drew you to that person. What made you decide to commit to this one incredible human being? Thank them for being the best part of you.

3. If writing a letter leaves you tongue tied…how about creating a video just for them? Same rules as above…only the wonderful things that you love and appreciate about them.

4. Learn how to play! Do something spontaneous that your spouse would love, especially if it’s not “your thing”. Buy him tickets to a sporting event and go with him. Men need and want the companionship of their wife. You don’t have to go to every ballgame or play golf every time he does, but let him know that you’re willing to! Gentlemen, if your wife loves to go to plays or concerts, surprise her with a nice dinner and tickets. Putting on a tie for one night won’t kill you! Of course, there are ways to be adventurous and playful and not spend a lot of money. My husband and I go hiking together and pack a picnic in our backpacks. We love the peace and quiet of the wooded trails, and just being together is what it’s all about anyway.

5. Ladies…ask your man to teach you something about his favorite hobby…does he play tennis or golf? How about some personal instruction? Pay attention ladies, because if you don’t, someone else will!

6. Gentlemen…please pay your wife a sincere compliment…have you told her lately how beautiful she is? Have you given her a hug “just because”? Have you told her lately that “I love you”? Put down that remote and look into those gorgeous eyes and let her know how proud you are to be her man!

7. Romantic dinner for two…no children, no interruptions, no cell phones please! Whether it’s a dinner you prepare together at home, or a nice evening out with wine and flowers, make sure that you focus on the two of you. No talk of bill paying, the mortgage, the children, the neighbors, the job…talk about your dreams and inspirations; talk about future plans and yes, your feelings!!

8. Men think about sex…about a zillion times a day, even if they’re dying —that being said, ladies, get rid of the flannel pj’s and baggy boxer shorts. Please find something pretty, soft and feminine to wear to bed and let your honey know just how much you can’t wait to be held by those strong arms! If you need inspiration, there’s a reason that romance novels are flying off the shelf! Don’t substitute a fantasy in a book when you’ve got the real thing right in your bedroom!! Enough said.

9. Been by a florist lately? Well, what’s stopping you? Don’t just send her flowers once or twice a year…they really mean more to us when we’re not expecting them! You don’t have to spend a fortune either. My sweetie stops at the local grocery store, and you can buy a pretty little bunch of them for less than $10.00. Believe me, guys, this is something small that will impress her in a big way. And if you really want her to practice #8 above, take the time to find a romantic card to go with the flowers.

10. I love you, I love you, I love you. You are the most important person in my life. You cannot say these words enough, and please don’t just want until your anniversary or Valentines’ Day to say them! Life is too short my friends to waste the precious time we’ve been given. Please take the time to cherish each other, appreciate all the good qualities that your spouse has been given, and you will reap the rewards of a “fireproof” relationship.

These tips are just to get you started…over the years, we read many books together and discussed what we were learning with each other. We’ve had our ups and downs, our temper tantrums, our arguments, and yes, I ran away one day for about 4 hours! But there’s no place like home, when home is your refuge against the world; home is being held closely by your loved one and there is no sweeter place on earth.

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Why Do Men Break Up with Women?

Ask a man why he dumped the girl he was dating, and he will come up with plenty of reasons. ‘I was Bored’, ‘she is not the one for me’, ‘I didn’t want to cheat on her’, ‘she called me baby, and gave me pet names!’….and several others. What makes men end a relationship for such reasons? Why do men get bored in relationships?

In a Short Term Relationship….

#Reason 1: He thinks you are not the right girl

There might have been an initial attraction, but after some time he might have realized that you are not the kind of girl he would want as his girlfriend/wife. He would never want to stay in the relationship just for the sake of it, so he decides to break up.

#Reason 2: He is a casanova

Casanovas always want spice and adventure in life, and breakup is a custom for them. May be you didn’t realize that he was one, and were expecting the relationship to work.

#Reason 3: He fears Involvement

This can be the reason to why men break up with women they love. Men love their freedom and individuality and fear it would be lost when in a relationship. In this case, he broke up because he didn’t want to get involved with you, and make it difficult for him to break up later.

#Reason 4: There is no compatibility

He didn’t enjoy the night with you, and there was no compatibility. Lack of sexual compatibility is also the reason for men breaking up with women.

#Reason 5: His ‘ex’ returns

The boy was just dumb. He realized it late that he had someone else in mind and was just pushing the relationship with you, for the sake of it. His first love must have made an unexpected arrival, and then obviously he would go for her. Breakup is imperative.

In a Committed Relationship…

#Reason 1: He is tired of the fights

The relationship is not working the way he had expected it to work. Though there was an initial magic in the relation, it has now faded. The constant fights must have bothered him and led him to the decision to end the relationship.

#Reason 2: He shows his true colors

The boy was just fooling you around and pretending to be someone nice. But he had worn a mask. Though he seemed committed to you, and had made promises, it was just for some vested interest, which was served and so he broke up.

#Reason 3: He is bored

The relationship is troubling him, he is bored. He hates your possessive nature, which restricts him from even looking at girls. Some other girls are now interesting him, he is cheating on you and will eventually break up.

#Reason 4: You are at fault

Your flirtatious behavior might have bothered him. There could have been a communication gap between the two of you. You must not have been able to ‘connect’ with him, and adjust with his nature. You might not have been able to accept him the way he is… and something like that could have led him to break up with you.

#Reason 5: It is an open relationship

Though there is ‘some’ commitment involved in an open relationship, both parties are also free to break up if things don’t seem to work. Once you had accepted it as an ‘open’ relationship, you should have also been ready to accept a break up. Now, you cannot call it his fault; it’s just that the relationship mustn’t have seemed to last long, which is why he decided to part ways.

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